My Christmas Letter: I’m amazed at all the things I DIDN’T do last year.
I DIDN’T shovel an ounce of the 105 inches of snow we got in the Northeast. It’s hard to shovel snow when you’re in Cancun. Not that I was in Cancun, mind you. But I do live in a condo community with stand-alone homes and low HOA fees–snow removal included. Close enough for me, by golly.
I DIDN’T finish the portrait of my husband I never started. “Why not?” you ask. The answer is simple. We don’t have a fireplace, so where would I hang it? And then there’s this: I can’t draw, not even a short straw.
I DIDN’T dance the cha-cha-cha. Unless you count the mornings I had too much coffee.
I DIDN’T quite finish my Fall cleaning.
I DIDN’T let the strong crosswinds affect me on a 30-mile cycle trip on the Kancamagus Highway. I DIDN’T have one sore muscle. That’s a lie. I did have a few sore muscles, but that was from sleeping on our old mattress. Never been on the Kancamagus myself. Don’t even own a bicycle, and slow speed is too fast for me.
I DIDN’T spit out the car window–not one time. Mainly, because both times the window was closed. [Note to my friend Kellie Parham. You know I’d never do this, so relax.]
I DIDN’T go camping. At all. What a shame. (Again, lying here. No shame at all.)
I DIDN’T have the problem of critters spoiling my organic garden. I chose to pay the whole price at Whole Foods and save myself a whole lot of grief.
I DIDN’T do a scrapbooking page for each of the things I DIDN’T do.
I DIDN’T smack a single person upside the head. (Of course, the year’s not over yet.)
I DIDN’T win the Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes. I felt kinda bad about that for a while. The feeling passed when I realized people might expect me to do exciting stuff with all my money. Like sit and sweat in Cancun. Ride or, worse, hike the Kancamagus. Go camping. Or show off my hog, Ham, at the county fair.
More things I’m thankful I DIDN’T do:
I DIDN’T give up on getting my first book published–and it happened.
I DIDN’T get sick.
I DIDN’T stop being thankful for my family.
I DIDN’T stop loving and appreciating my husband.
I DIDN’T lose a loved one.
I DIDN’T stop praying.
I DIDN’T stop believing that Jesus Christ is Lord and Savior of the world.
And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people. Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.” ~ Luke 2:8-12 (NIV)