Clarice James

Smart, Fun, Relatable Fiction

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Hey, don’t blame me. You’re the one who clicked “read more.” 

  • I don’t get why people work years to buy the perfect house then go camping.
  • I fall asleep after three hours in a car— whether I’m driving or not.
  • When I take a break from writing, it’s to work on a home decorating project.
  • I wish wacky Christians would stay clear of those I’m praying for.
  • I collect names for characters for future books. Then I change them.
  • Yeah, I’m a gum-swallower— sue me.
  • When our community school offered a punctuation class, I was beside myself.
  • I can park better than my husband—but that’s all I can do better than him.
  • My most favorite room in my house is my office.
  • If I ever invite you on a road trip, say no. I once got lost in a beach parking lot.
  • repeat myself on a rare occasion.
  • If I ever invite you on a road trip, say no. I once got lost in a beach parking lot.
  • Once, as a kid in a confessional booth, I wet my pants. And I didn’t confess it.
  • Yeah, I’m Protestant now.
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