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- I don’t get why people work years to buy the perfect house then go camping.
- I fall asleep after three hours in a car— whether I’m driving or not.
- I wish wacky Christians would stay clear of those I’m praying for.
- I collect names for characters for future books. Then I change them.
- Yeah, I’m a gum-swallower— sue me.
- My most favorite room in my house is my office.
- If I ever invite you on a road trip, say no. I once got lost in a beach parking lot.
- I repeat myself on a rare occasion.
- If I ever invite you on a road trip, say no. I once got lost in a beach parking lot.
- Once, as a kid in a confessional booth, I wet my pants. And I didn’t confess it.
- Yeah, I’m Protestant now.