Here’s a snapshot of my personality, quirks and all.

• When the soundtrack of a TV program gets scary, I leave the room.
• I’d rather be home with my husband than anywhere else.
• I think the best part of going to the gym is leaving.
• When I was a little girl, I used to soak all the family’s toothbrushes in Lestoil.
• I equate shopping on Black Friday with waterboarding.
• I love time alone with my grandchildren so we can play make-believe.
• The only place I’m allowed to sing is in church due to God’s perfect hearing.
• My husband and I don’t keep score in Scrabble. We’re just happy we can spell.
• I started writing fiction because the truth in my life was not believable.
• I believe debating–especially about politics—is a waste of my good hot air.
• My mouth kicks in before my brain because I have a sentence to compl-inish.
• Some of the funniest lines my characters use, I stole from my husband.

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